Q & A
Q and A with Vinny
Toobad
Who are you?
I am Vinny Toobad
pedigree street cat from Brixton in London. I was homeless and
diagnosed with FIV and was jailed by the vet. I live with chef now in
Edinburgh.
I dont meow but when I
want something I will scratch your hand, or when I want food I sit in
front of the bowl and lick my lips.
Favourite foods?
Chicken livers and
tuna. Occasional forest fruit yoghurt and wheat grass. Chef cooks the
livers pink yum. Of course fried chicken. Beef makes me aggressive
but I like it, some days chef looks like a self harmer I slash him up
so bad when I am beefed.
I only drink from tall
glasses and my tail makes a curious corkscrew motion while I drink.
Where do you sleep?
During night I sleep
with chef, during the day I sleep in a secret blanket lined cat
bunker, no one ever sees me enter or leave the cat bunker, it is
secret, I also keep a selection of toys in there, I hoard stuff.
Exercise?
Ju Jitsu and some Wing
Chung, I like killing mice, chef tried to impose a catch and release
policy on my mice, so last one I dragged around for 6 hours before
chef could catch me, now all mice die. Any animal that comes in the
flat is dead, I even spit at humans sometimes.
Spitter?
Yes I spit, I spit on
chef, I spit on myself, I spit on strangers. Chef likes it.
Dislikes?
Hoovers, laptops, bin
bags, Felix with veg(makes me fart)
Likes ?
Bird watching,
attacking chef, eating, sleeping.
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